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Thursday03162006

CHRIS MATTHEWS HAS THE SHINING

Chris Matthews, yesterday, to Hillary Clinton spokesperson Glover Park Group Consultant (same diff —ed) Howard Wolfson:

I understand why she doesn’t admit she’s wrong. Then they’ll say it is a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. I know why you’re not doing that. I have almost transparent knowledge of your soul and I appreciate you coming on the show and I think you’re doing a great job.

I HAVE AN ALMOST TRANSPARENT KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR SOUL.

HOLY SHIT.

WHERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT OF THIS?

We’d like to see Russert try that shit. That sucker can manage, like, a foggy glimpse of your aura at best.

CHRIS MATTHEWS KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF FLACKS.

Fuck basic cable, is it too late to make this guy the Pope?

(Video TK, we promise)

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