Perhaps you've heard the about the two Iraqi men who, with the ACLU, are suing Donald Rumsfeld over allegations that they were abused as detainees. Perhaps you've heard about them because they claim to have been abused with lions. Lions! Don't get us wrong, we're very much against torturing people, but: Lions! That is outside the box thinking, there. What's the Ron Burgundy line? "How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing!" Lions! What next? Tigers and bears, perhaps?
Then again, the whole glowstick-up-the-ass thing seemed funny at first, too.
Abuse Included Use of Lions, Iraqis Allege [AP]
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