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<title>BREAKING: Dick Cheney&apos;s Mea Culpa</title>
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<description>Fox News is airing snippets of Brit Hume&amp;#39;s interview with Vice President Dick Cheney (which will be broadcast in its entirety at 6 p.m.; we plan to liveblog it, so tune in). Here are a few quotes (or paraphrases): &amp;#8220;It&amp;#39;s...</description>
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<title>Remainders: Justice Scalia Thinks You&apos;re an Idiot (But Did You Go Hunting with Dick Cheney?)</title>
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<description> Justice Scalia: &amp;#8220;[Y]ou would have to be an idiot to believe [in a living Constitution].&amp;#8221; [Think Progress] &amp;#8220;Justice Scalia should shut up and consider himself lucky to be alive, having gone hunting with Dick Cheney.&amp;#8221; [CNN &amp;#8220;Situation Room&amp;#8221; correspondent]...</description>
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<title>An Impassioned Plea for Gun (Metaphor) Control</title>
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<description>Check out the headline and lede of this article by Dana Milbank of the Washington Post (who was arrested earlier this morning by Wonkette&amp;#39;s Capitol Fashion Police; but we sent him a Valentine&amp;#39;s Day card to make up for it):...</description>
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<title>BREAKING: Harry Whittington Suffers Heart Attack; Joke Moratorium Instituted</title>
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<description>UPDATE: Bumped to stem the flow of emails. No, he&amp;#39;s not dead, and there&amp;#39;s no way in hell Cheney will be charged with anything if that changes. This just in: The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick...</description>
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<title>Hospital Briefing: The Cheney Shooting</title>
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<description>Did any of you tune into the afternoon press conference at the Christus Spohn Hospital (Corpus Christi Memorial), where Dick Cheney shooting victim Harry Whittington is being treated? It wasn&amp;#39;t as exciting as the White House briefing earlier this afternoon;...</description>
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<title>White House Briefing: The Cheney Shooting</title>
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<description>Scott McClellan: &amp;#8220;Please, Mr. Vice-President &amp;#8212; don&amp;#39;t shoot!&amp;#8221; We just watched part of the White House briefing about Dick Cheney&amp;#39;s accidental shooting of his hunting partner &amp;#8212; no, not the duck-hunting Justice Scalia, but the quail-hunting Harry Whittington, a Texas...</description>
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