• Heard on the Hill: Dick Cheney attends ceremony for, but doesn’t personally give award to Plamegate reporter Tom DeFrank… Website declares John Thune “hottest” sentator. [Roll Call]
• Under the Dome: Rep. Bill Young’s wife auctions off shirt she was escorted from SOTU for wearing… Gresham Barrett (R-SC) holds “Shag n’ Eat” fundraiser today. [The Hill]
• Reliable Source: Documentary producer tells Al Gore, “I’m one of the producers of **** .” … Andy Card was literally hung from the flagpole at U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. [Reliable Source]
• Rush & Molloy: Barbara Bush attends Radiohead’s New York show. Thom Yorke says had he known, he would’ve had her bounced. [NYDN]

Sure, their food sucks. But they dress better, and they have those awesome accents. And then there’s this:

Yes, that’s right: their leaders get snubbed by much cooler musicians. Tony Blair gets dissed by Radiohead; Bush has to settle for rejection from Jessica Simpson…

Radiohead Singer Snubs Tony Blair [CNN]

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