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Ray Nagin Favors The Vagina

Ray Nagin, the crazy gun-toting mayor of New Orleans, told horrified reporters last Friday that he was "a vagina-friendly Mayor." Why the sudden revelation? He was promoting some sort of festival that includes Eve Ensler, the writer of one of the worst plays ever (we have not seen it) that features maybe a talking vagina. More »

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Ray Nagin May Very Well Kill Us!

Is New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin threatening to kill Wonkette with his various automatic weapons? Check out this interview with a local New Orleans news station, where he yells at The Internet for making fun of that photo where he’s being silly, with firearms. He says that because he was criticized for this photo, the “blogs” are now putting his family at risk. Silly Ray, the blogs love you and your “rugged individual” approach towards governance. Besides, bloggers don’t have any weapons with which to inflict harm, since you own every weapon in the country. [WWLTV]

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Ray Nagin Whines About Photographers Catching Him Being a Moron

The above AP photo of America’s New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin, is very similar to a Times-Picayune photo that is causing huge controversy in New Orleans! Nagin and his Chief of Police were showing off the new police assault rifles, and it seems that this photo has been taken out of context. Says the mayor’s office, “The photo was taken out of context, was selected by our own local media and is now showcased across the nation as a mockery of all this city’s recovery efforts.” Yes, mayor’s office, that would be how photography works. Maybe next time don’t go flailing guns everywhere. [Fox News]

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Ray Nagin Sets Moral Example For Very Dangerous New Orleans

Look, it’s the Mayor of Hurricane Katrina, Ray Nagin, showing off the New Orleans Police Department’s new guns! He’s setting a good example for the city he cannot control. [AP Photo]

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Nagin Lunches With Bush, Promptly Sues Federal Government


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Let's All Laugh At the Stupid Liberals


What comforts Republicans after the Midterm Bloodbath? Laughing at a bunch of totally marginal Democrats! Lord, will we ever miss Cynthia McKinney! More »

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  • North Korean bomb was mad ghetto, their “nuclear scientists are now officially the worst ever.” [Defense Tech]
  • Yup, it’s definitely gonna happen: Stewart-Colbert ‘08. [Comedy Central Insider]
  • They’ve got our vote, even if Jon refuses to admit how much he really, really loves us. [Above The Law]
  • Voting machines nationwide will have the election results pre-entered by the Secretaries of State, so might as well learn their names. [Hullabaloo]
  • Grassroots get-out-the-vote tactics using celebrities from the B,C, and D lists. [Democratic Party Blog]
  • Ray Nagin endorses William Jefferson, calls him a “black Clyde Barrow dude.” [KATC News via MoJo Blog]
  • Washington state: where all the state representatives wear sombreros, and “puke ‘n rally” is a given. [Shakespeare’s Sister, The Stranger]
  • Ah, the mushroom cloud photoshop gags — funny until they’re not. [Sanctuary]
  • Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! It’s like 9/11 and Halloween all rolled into one. NEVER FORGET

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Pool Report: Bush Narrowly Escapes a Pounding

Bush stopped off in New Orleans to help pretend to rebuild crap (though we do think it’d be more effective if they just paid for professionals) — you pooler was there. More »


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We Watch Your Homemade Documentary Shorts

President Bush spent part of today in New Orleans, providing some delightful strawberry sensibilities to go along with his photo-op companions, Governor Vanilla and Mayor McChocolate. More »

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Daily Briefing: What Would Gotti Do?

Supreme Court, by 6 to 3 vote, rules against the administration and John Ashcroft to allow Oregon to practice physician-assisted suicide. [WP, NYT, NYT, W$J, USAT, WT]
"High-level intelligence assessment" from early 2002 downplayed the likelihood of Niger providing uranium to Iraq. Admin official: "The president has said the intelligence was wrong, and we have reorganized our intelligence agencies so we can do better in the future." [NYT]
Jack Abramoff had a "few staff-level" White House meetings; officials are not releasing specifics. [USAT]
Republicans outline their proposals to limit lobbying; some plans contain plenty of loopholes. Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.): "It is like asking John Gotti to do what he can to clean up organized crime." [WP, WP, NYT, NYT, W$J, USAT, WT]
Kidnappers of American journalist in Iraq issue ultimatum: release all female prisoners in Iraq or she will be killed. [WP]
Senators ready their inquiries of NSA eavesdropping; determining its legality will "prove tricky." [W$J] More »

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Daily Briefing: 'Remember the Remaining Work'

"Virtually all" of the National Security Agency's tips to the F.B.I. in the aftermath of 9/11 "led to dead ends or innocent Americans." Former prosecutor: "The information was so thin, and the connections were so remote, that they never led to anything." [NYT]
Speaker Dennis Hastert is only now publicly addressing the recent scandals; he may be the next target of criticism and scrutiny. [WP]
Senate Judiciary Committee postpones vote on Samuel Alito until next Tuesday. [WP, WT]
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin: "Surely God is mad at America. He sent us hurricane after hurricane after hurricane, and it's destroyed and put stress on this country. . . Surely he doesn't approve of us being in Iraq under false pretenses. But surely he is upset at black America also. We're not taking care of ourselves." [WP]
Al Gore attacks Bush for "breaking the law repeatedly and insistently." [WP, WT, USAT]
American Civil Liberties Union and the Center for Constitutional Rights plan suits over NSA eavesdropping. [NYT]
Rep. Bob Ney is gaining recognition from the midst of the Jack Abramoff scandal. [NYT]
Bush honors Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks, asks Americans to "remember the remaining work." [NYT, WT]
Laura Bush defends Republican from corruption label, says some lobbying can be important. [WT]
Sandra Day O'Connor's unique voice and technique of questioning will be lost in the new court. [USAT]

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Daily Briefing -- Katrina: A 'Besieged White House'

Rove and Bartlett devised plan to shift blame to Louisiana and to ignore Democrats' attacks; many Bush advisors spent weekend at Nicole Devenish's wedding in Greece. Chertoff's talking point: "We will have time to go back and do an after-action report, but the time right now is to look at what the enormous tasks ahead are." [NYT]
Officials point fingers over failures in Gulf Coast. Nagin: "We're still fighting over authority." Hillary calls for independent commission to analyze response. [NYT, WT]
"Besieged White House" forced to balance problems on the Gulf Coast, complexity of Supreme Court drama, and ongoing challenges in Iraq. [WP, WT]
High death toll anticipated. Michael Leavitt: "I think it's evident it's in the thousands." Chertoff: "We need to prepare the country for what's coming." [WP, NYT, LAT] More »

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Nagin's Nightmare: Full Transcript

CNN just sent out the full transcript of the New Orleans Mayor's emotional and (understandably) expletive-laden interview on local radio yesterday: "excuse my French everybody in America, but I am pissed." More »

Change in WH Sked? CNN is reporting that Bush will meet with Mayor Nagin today. If he could bring some troops and money with him that would be nice.

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Ray Nagin for President, Anderson Cooper for Secretary of Take No Shit

Anderson Cooper shows what happens when take away a man's Kiehl's for a week: He skin gets dry but the scales fall from his eyes.
KING: Anderson Cooper in Biloxi, Mississippi and you were an angry man today, Anderson at what?
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