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Remainders: Voting for Virility

  • “That motherfucker George Washington had like thirty god damn dicks.” [Drink at Work]
  • The Massachusetts tourism bureau is excited about their new, “Playground for Gay Grandparents” slogan. [The Swift Report]
  • Australia: it’s not just for kangaroos anymore - now it’s also for nuclear waste. [Greenleft]
  • It’s the shifting characterization between who is really the thief that makes it funny. [Comedy Central]

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