Remainders: Your Active Denial System Edition
• President Bush wants us to believe that everything is going super-terrific well in Iraq, that democracy is on the march and that the electoral process is bringing hope and flowers and funnel cake to the misbegotten motherfuckers of Mesopotamia. BUT IF THAT IS TRUE: Why is the Pentagon sending their PAIN RAY (!?) to Iraq? [DefenseTech.org]
• Timothy Noah says George Bush told a whopper. That’ll teach him. [Slate]
• Today is Festivus. Let the airing of grievances commence! [Wikipedia]
• Maureen Dowd’s temporary pen caddy chivalrously rises to her defense. [GuideLive]
• Don’t forget! You have only a few days left to vote in the Urbs! [Gridskipper]
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