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Tuesday02082005

Lazy Americans Becoming Less Lazy

Visitin’ with the Prez in Nebraska last weekend…

MS. MORNIN: That’s good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute.

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

Third job to be officially referred to as Freedom Job, particularly if spent toiling over Freedom Deep Fryer on night shift.
Bush: Holding Three Jobs ‘Uniquely American’ [DRUDGE!!! (!!!!)]
French demonstrate to keep 35-hour work week [AFP]
Records show Bush’s focus on big picture [LA Times, August 2000]

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