Yes, this is one of those posts. It’s Thursday, and we have fewer than a dozen celebrity sightings for this week’s installment of Wonk’d. And our problems extend to quality as well as quantity. Many of the sightings we have are kinda weak (e.g., Scooter Libby at Au Bon Pain).

What’s going on, people? Are you all holed up in your apartments, taking refuge from the heat, with the air conditioning going full blast?

Please, rush to our aid. Send us your sightings — of famous people here in Washington, or famous-for-D.C. types anywhere — by email (subject line: “Wonk’d” or “Sighting”).

We thank you in advance for your contributions — especially if they’re accompanied by pictures.

Dearest Wonkette readers:

We know you’re still recovering from your traffic-clogged, gas-gouged, humid, miserable Memorial Day weekends. Despite that, we must call on you to perform your civic duty and send us questions for our Anonymous Hill Staffer to answer. We’ve received a grand total of one since last Wednesday, and that’s not quite enough for a whole installment. So send ‘em in toot sweet, and we’ll forward them along.

Thanks,
Your Editors