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Wonkette ‘08 Straw Poll: Republican Hair

Hotline, today:
hotlinehair.jpgTop, George Allen. Bottom, Rudy Giuliani. But that’s an entirely different poll…

Let’s make it scientific, shall we?

Polls close tomorrow whenever we remember. Winner gets Marc Ambinder to call him frontrunner for a whole week.

‘08 GOP Reagan-Off: Geekier Reagan-Meeting Haircut? [Hotline]

READ MORE: 2008, Funny Pictures, Republicans, candidates, george allen, hair, hotline, polls, ronald reagan, rudy giuliani

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Attaboy Rudy: Nothing says dead-before-they-start-Presidential-aspirations like a lifelong combover.

by mediaschmeer on 06/14/06 05:05 PM

Rudy takes it, because of the three-piece suit which really complements the bad haircut, and the geeky handshake.

by 1974 on 06/14/06 05:11 PM

This is entirely unfair. We're holding Giuliani's current hair against 1980s Giuliani. Also, we're holding his offensively bad suit against his hair.

Geekier suit? Giuliani. Geekier hair? Allen.

by silver lining on 06/14/06 05:19 PM

In the top picture is that Allen or Alfred E. Neumann?

by econdave on 06/15/06 08:54 AM

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