Scooter Libby’s Statistically Improbably Novel
To the thousand or so tipsters who’ve sent us that New Yorker piece: We know about Scooter Libby’s bear porn novel (actual bear, not Andrew Sullivan), okay? Not that we aren’t grateful, but maybe you should start lobbying Santorum’s office about it or something. In the mean time, we’d like to alert you to the following “statistically improbably phrases” in Libby’s book. Surprisingly, “fuck the deer” is not among them:
assistant headman, tiny dancer, man with the pole, mountain trousersMmmmm, mountain trousers….
SCOOTER’S SEX SHOCKER [NYer]
The Apprentice [Amazon]
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