Federal Appeals Court Rules Against the Invasive Probing of American Citizens
It's a good thing that we get to enjoy the pony that's been hidden in slavery, because for the people of Mississippi, it could be a long time before they get to enjoy anything hidden in their vaginas.
A federal appeals court has upheld the dismissal of lawsuit filed by a Rankin County adult store, which challenged the constitutionality of a Mississippi law that bans the sale of sex toys.
You'd think that the free trade of strap-ons would send a powerful message of resolve to the psycho-prudes of the Islamofascist armies. Certainly, this ruling does nothing to comfort the spouses of our fighting men and women, stranded overseas. But, as an upside, maybe Russ Feingold can uncover some useful precedent in this ruling for his battle against lawless and invasive wiretapping.
Fifth Circuit upholds dismissal of sex toy law challenge [Clarion-Ledger]
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Yes, because according to Senator Allard, Feingold is "with the Terrorists (and sexual deviants) time and time again."
by wonkwonk on 03/15/06 02:35 PM
Nice pony photo, kids. Truly, you are the class of the internet. No irony there, btw.
Also, all sympathy to Princess Sparkle Pony, who will, I hope be feelking better in a day or so.
by Hugo de Naranja on 03/15/06 04:17 PM
I think we have to remember that the dildo hidden in the ass of the pony hidden in the slavery of this one is that this dismissal was not on prejudice and had nothing to do with the merits of the case. So were criminal proceedings to follow, and were the case refiled, we could very possible see a reversal. Which is exactly the kind of the thing the butt-plug afficianados of Mississippi are in to.
by kmharwin on 03/15/06 04:59 PM
I bet at MicroSSoft they're wondering what Ferdie the Fudgehog's position on all this will be. OK, sorry, I just had to figure some way of getting "Ferdie the Fudgehog" into this string. best I could do; sue me. Or don't.
by Hugo de Naranja on 03/16/06 10:39 AM
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