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Thursday02092006

Still More Fun With Federal Government Websites

Seriously — whoever is behind this “Government Agency Websites Fer Kidz” thing is our new hero. We love your work!

We learned today of the National Reconnaissance Office’s “NRO Junior,” previously covered by The Nation. We barely know what the NRO is, and we have the mentality of children, so we could tell immediately how perfect this site was for us. And how right we were:
nrospacecat.jpg Click to enlarge. It’s worth it.

Ok. Now we’re much more clear on the NRO’s important job. Distracting our pets while we get smashed.

NRO Junior
Hey, Kids: Spying Is Fun! [The Nation]
Earlier: More Fun With Federal Government Websites
For the Love Of God, Someone Call Bill Frist

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