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Wonkette, Politics for People with Dirty Minds


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Wednesday12282005

Shorter Syriana

syriana.jpgIn the world of Middle East oil production, multinational petrochemical mergers, and global Wahhabist terrorism, everything is connected.

Except for that whole drunk dad all pissed off and hanging out on Jeffrey Wright’s stoop. What was that all about? Seriously, that felt totally tacked on.— DCEIVER

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