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Katherine Harris to Undergo Surgery, Wonkette to Feel Kinda Guilty

From her campaign site:

Congresswoman Katherine Harris will visit Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C. on Monday, July 10th to undergo pre-operative testing to remove an ovarian mass. The preventative surgery is scheduled for July 17th at Walter Reed.

We know we kid you a lot, Katy, but get well soon. We mean that sincerely. We want you back on the campaign trail claiming Bill Nelson has cancer ASAP.

Harris to Undergo Sugery to Remove Ovarian Mass [Harris for Senate]

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