http://www.wonkette.com/ Politics for People with Dirty Minds http://www.wonkette.com/archives/terms-of-use-013564.php en-us 2006-02-03T13:45:46-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.wonkette.com/politics/human-animal-hybrids/for-the-love-of-god-someone-call-bill-frist-152649.php Michael Chertoff knows that children are our future. That why he wants to scare the shit out of them with the Department of Homeland Security’s new just-fer-kidz preparedness campaign “Ready Kids” (cute font, etc.). Curious about how we, too, could... 152649@http://www.wonkette.com/ human animal hybrids 2006-02-03T13:45:46-05:00