• Diane Feinstein is richer than you. [SFluxe]
  
• Tom Kean has a plan to lower gas prices, if he could just get that damn computer to work. [Hotline Blog]

• Orrin Hatch has backed some pretty strange legislation, but what else do you expect from a guy who wears triple-starched tab collar shirts? [FireHatch]

The talented folks at From the Roots, with the help of Photoshop, bring us this picture:

As we previously discussed, it seems that Thomas H. Kean Jr. — the New Jersey state senator (and son of the popular former governor), now a candidate for the U.S. Senate — intentionally got himself stuck in traffic. This allowed Kean to arrive late to a fundraiser hosted by Dick Cheney, so he wouldn’t have to be photographed with the unpopular veep.

There is, of course, another possible explanation for Kean’s late arrival. Perhaps Kean followed these driving directions — which would explain why it took him so long.

A third hypothesis to explain Kean’s absence: he didn’t want to get shot in the face. Can you blame him?

We Made the Photo That Tom Kean Jr Feared [From the Roots:: Pulling the Bush Out]
The Official Tom Kean Jr. Google Driving Directions for Central New Jersey (Cheney fundraiser edition) [Attytood]

Earlier: Poor Cheney, Stood Up Again, Had Only His Unimaginable Power and Billions of Dollars to Console Him