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<title>The Scorching Dipshittery of John Derbyshire</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-derbyshire/the-scorching-dipshittery-of-john-derbyshire-160509.php</link>
<description>The inimitable Mister Derbyshire invites Iraqis of all stripes to refrain from cluttering his beautiful mind with their sorry gripes. Further, as a &amp;#8220;To Hell With Them Hawk&amp;#8221; (I think I can claim to be a founder member), the stuff...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-derbyshire/the-scorching-dipshittery-of-john-derbyshire-160509.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-derbyshire/derbyshire-and-the-unholy-mackerel-140737.php">Derbyshire and the Unholy Mackerel</a></description></description>
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<title>Presidential Daily Briefings are Apparently Typeset on the Gutenberg Printing Press and Sent to the Oval Office by Passenger Pigeon</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w-bush/presidential-daily-briefings-are-apparently-typeset-on-the-gutenberg-printing-press-and-sent-to-the-oval-office-by-passenger-pigeon-160178.php</link>
<description>So, President Bush is on television right now, thrusting his fists against the same old posts, still insisting that he sees the same old ghosts. The speech is filled with so many of the same old quotations about the war...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/george-w-bush/presidential-daily-briefings-are-apparently-typeset-on-the-gutenberg-printing-press-and-sent-to-the-oval-office-by-passenger-pigeon-160178.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/russ-feingold/anatomy-of-a-censure-160110.php">Anatomy of a Censure</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/daily-briefing-nap-time-160020.php">Daily Briefing: Nap Time</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/pierce-bush/the-exquisite-disillusionment-of-pierce-bush-159663.php">The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>george w. bush</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-13T13:56:28-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>And Just Like That, There Were Never Any Problems In Iraq Ever Again Ever...</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/war-in-iraq/and-just-like-that-there-were-never-any-problems-in-iraq-ever-again-ever-159487.php</link>
<description>Hey! Who says that all the good news coming out of Iraq doesn&amp;#8217;t get reported? Check out the glad tidings of great joy, in an article enthusiastically titled: &amp;#8220;In a First, Iraq Executes 13 Insurgents.&amp;#8221; Hooray, everyone! Government mandated execution...&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/war-in-iraq/and-just-like-that-there-were-never-any-problems-in-iraq-ever-again-ever-159487.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dceiver/its-hard-out-here-for-a-guest-blogger-159113.php">It's Hard Out Here For a Guest Blogger</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/remainders/remainders-your-active-denial-system-edition-145007.php">Remainders: Your Active Denial System Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-please-stand-clear-of-the-closing-doors-edition-144624.php">Metro Section: Please Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Edition</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>war in iraq</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-03-09T16:02:41-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>It&apos;s Hard Out Here For a Guest Blogger</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dceiver/its-hard-out-here-for-a-guest-blogger-159113.php</link>
<description>Good morning, Washington. Remember me? David, one of your regularly scheduled mavens of inside-the-Beltway snarkery is going out of town for a few days, so I&amp;#8217;ll be sitting in for him, trading laffs with Alex for the next six days....&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dceiver/its-hard-out-here-for-a-guest-blogger-159113.php">Comment on this post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-masturbation-spliffs-john-hodgman-140716.php">Metro Section: Masturbation, Spliffs, John Hodgman</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dceiver/reflections-on-this-period-of-dception-133979.php">Reflections on this period of DCeption</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-geographically-confused-122745.php">Metro Section: Geographically Confused</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2006-03-08T09:30:55-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Remainders: Your Active Denial System Edition</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; President Bush wants us to believe that everything is going super-terrific well in Iraq, that democracy is on the march and that the electoral process is bringing hope and flowers and funnel cake to the misbegotten motherfuckers of Mesopotamia....]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/war-on-christmas/remainders-war-on-christmas-to-jump-shark-soon-143469.php">Remainders: War on Christmas to Jump Shark Soon</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/larry-beinhart/remainders-something-old-something-new-142646.php">Remainders: Something Old, Something New</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-23T16:37:35-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Metro Section: Please Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Edition</title>
<link>http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-please-stand-clear-of-the-closing-doors-edition-144624.php</link>
<description><![CDATA[&bull; Remember, Santa has a list! So be good for goodness' sake, and do something nice, like helping out with some area plans to send a massive care package to the troops in Iraq. [DC Blogs] &bull; Bush says the...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-overly-relying-on-the-washington-post-142921.php">Metro Section: Overly Relying on the Washington Post</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/metro-section/metro-section-cakelove-perestroika-edition-142222.php">Metro Section: Cakelove Perestroika Edition</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/dcist/smoke-em-if-you-got-em-141404.php">Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em</a></description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-21T17:40:48-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Republican Senator sends an Evite to Terrorists</title>
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<description>The administration has been resolute in their insistence that there would be no timetable for withdrawal in Iraq. We guess the idea is that the sudden, unexplained disappearance of American troops from Iraq will so gobsmack the terrorists that they&apos;ll...</description></description>
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<dc:date>2005-12-19T15:10:34-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Daily Briefing: Terrorists &amp; Katrina</title>
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<description><![CDATA[&bull; Leahy, Baucus, Johnson will support Roberts; Kerry, Kennedy, Corzine, Boxer, Reid will vote no. [NYT, LAT, USAT] &bull; Bush multitasks over second Supreme Court nomination, hurricanes, Iraq, and Social Security; talks of Katrina and terrorists, "They're the kind of...]]><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/john-g-roberts/daily-briefing-moving-forward-126677.php">Daily Briefing: 'Moving Forward'</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/white-house/daily-briefing-venting-ahead-126432.php">Daily Briefing: Venting Ahead</a><br />Related: <a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/william-h-rehnquist/rehnquist-loves-him-some-crazy-boy-band-ass-126257.php">Rehnquist Loves Him Some Crazy Boy Band Ass</a></description></description>
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<dc:subject>SCOTUS</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-09-22T07:37:41-05:00</dc:date>
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