White House Hotties: The Men
We’re chivalrous around here, so we put the ladies first. But now it’s the guys’ turn. We’ve reviewed your nominations in our White House Hotties contest, and we offer up ten fine men for your consideration.
The male finalists, with photos, appear below. More info about the contestants, including job titles and testimonials, will follow.
If you’re acquainted with any of these hunks and would like put in your two cents, please feel free to email us (subject line: White House Hotties). We may quote from your testimonial — but we’ll keep you anonymous, unless you state otherwise.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Update: We’re told that Reed Dickens has left the White House. Oops! Well, just as we did former staffers Dina Powell and Kristen Slaughter, we’ll leave him in the race — we just hope he doesn’t win.
Earlier: White House Hotties: The Women
White House Hotties: Nominations, Please
2005 White House Office Staff List [FROOMKIN!]
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the only time i'll ever vote on a jeb. those log cabin republicans are cute though.
by konstantConsumer on 06/15/06 04:49 PM
With Claude Allen gone, I guess we have to wait for a Dem White House to have some men of color in this race.
by chgo921 on 06/15/06 05:03 PM
Where is George, Jeb's son? The one who looks like Ricky Martin? Now, that's someone I would not throw outta bed!
by Zola on 06/15/06 05:05 PM
Look, I know this is petty and all. And I really hate to go here, honest, I do. I'd reserved a similar comment after seeing the women because, let's face it, they're women and, as long as they kept their political opinions to themselves they're, well, nailable.
But these guys? No kidding here, but the biggest bunch of frat boy 'tards I've seen assembled in a long time. It's. Just. Scary.
by mediaschmeer on 06/15/06 05:09 PM
That is the best you can do? Damn I need to work at the White House! I would be a babe magnet compared to these guys! Well, not really. But they aren't that great.
by PlatypusRex on 06/15/06 05:11 PM
Josh Deckard hands down! He used to come into the restaurant I worked at during college. I had a huge crush on him! To my dismay he has a (very pretty) girlfriend and makes Santorum look liberal. Def did not enjoy the advances of a young gay waiter.
by jumptheshark on 06/15/06 05:20 PM
As a straight man, this is a sobering look at what the contest on the ladies side must look like to those who don't go for women in that way. These dudes all look like complete tools to me. Do the women look the same to the man-lovers, and I'm just too blinded by hormones to notice?
Bonus points to David Copley for his freaky hexoganol ears.
by jfruh on 06/15/06 05:20 PM
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These guys? Really? Seriously?
by Jesse on 06/15/06 05:28 PM
What I want to know:
is it that only douchebag fratboys and Chicago Econ prof wannabees can get jobs at the White House,
or that only douchebag fratboys and Chicago Econ prof wannabees want jobs at the White House
or both?
by jamesi-kins on 06/15/06 06:06 PM
Last I knew George Prescott Bush was practicing law in Dallas. Cute if you like the crazy ones.
Apparently, these are the guys that weren't pretty enough to go to U.Va. Woof-woof. Except, of course, you, Jeb. Hot. Call me! ;)
by 1974 on 06/15/06 06:37 PM
Seriously, is none of the above an option? Or am I just misreading my punch-card ballot?
by Ex-Intern on 06/15/06 08:52 PM
David Copley is in the lead? Really? I wonder what the results would be if only women and gay men voted. Are some straight guys out there skewing the vote on purpose?
by FlaTipster on 06/16/06 09:29 AM
David Copley? Really? I'm a straight man but I just don't get that. I wonder if the voting were restricted to women and gay men if the results would differ.
by FlaTipster on 06/16/06 09:55 AM
I wouldn't fuck David Copley with Katharine Harris' dick.
Looks like David has the friends with the most IP addresses. This makes sense, because he looks like a colossal nerd.
by Barnacle on 06/16/06 11:09 AM
You have to go with the cowboy hat and hypermasculine name. I'd do him, maybe even without a beer in me. Go Jeb! (It helps that the rest are either ridiculously hideous, or barely old enough to drive.)
by FortunateOne on 06/16/06 11:57 AM
As a straight male who is not afraid to remark on another man's handsomeness (pat. pending for that word?), I'll say that James Langdon looks to be someone who'd be fun to hang out with. The shades and lake in the background don't hurt either. Seems like the kind of guy who can genuinely laugh in D.C.
by thomas on 06/16/06 01:54 PM
jruh says: As a straight man, this is a sobering look at what the contest on the ladies side must look like to those who don't go for women in that way. These dudes all look like complete tools to me. Do the women look the same to the man-lovers, and I'm just too blinded by hormones to notice?
I'll field this one. Yes, even adjusting for my gay eyes, all the women looked like douchebags (except Taylor, who has a certain mischievous glow but was seen in the company of Karl Rove, which cancels out all sex appeal).
And, looking at the men, uh, I'll pass. Knowing that someone works for this administration is the ultimate dick-shrinker.
Jeb=H.O.T.
But come on... David Copley? Nu-uh. Clearly someone has started a campaign and his parents' and all their friends back home are weighing in. No Hway. Not HAWT. Not HAWT at all. Not even date-able. Not even date-able if I KNEW that screwing him would be the scandal to end all scandals and it would bring the Administration down once and for all, just as I have dreamed of for years. No HWAY! Jeb is TOTALLY doable... I wouldn't even require a guarantee that the Administration would come crashing down. Please! Fuckin' George fuckin' W. fuckin' Bush is hotter than David Copley.
by J. on 06/18/06 06:53 PM
Copely is a peach... I had the pleasure of going to school with him. Much approved. Glad to see good things happen to good people!
I must point out that Dave is Jewish, and went to Iraq to fight Islamo-fascists anyway.
by truthcaucus on 06/18/06 09:03 PM
truthcaucus-
David Copley is currently detailed by the White House to the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad where he is a Press Assistant.
He deserves respect for serving our country in a challenging assignment in a very dangerous location, though "fighting Islamofascists" may not be completely accurate.
If Mr. Copley is eligible to serve in our military, he should consider volunteering.
Jeb = total hottie. Any chance he can recognize his inner Democrat?
by MaddyGirl on 06/20/06 06:57 PM
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