World’s Wildest Presser Predictions

After a week of man-handing and Splash Day queries, blogger Jed H. thinks President Bush may be ready to make a huge revelation tonight. Not us. We think the prez is as straight as a ruler. With the fussy dogs, and the love of flowers, and the aggressive use of the word “fabulous,” he’s just way, way too out to be in. Still, the idea that the President might announce he’s gay tonight is only the second least likely prediction we’ve read today. Topping the list: The Corner’s Kathyrn Jean Lopez thinks he might be announcing the death of Osama bin Laden. Sounds pretty tenuous, but you never know. We hear the Pentagon has recently enlisted the support of some fabulous special agents. — GREG BEATO

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