Category: why i hate dc

Metro Section: Requiem for Southeast Jerome Edition

How on Earth can anyone in Washington be expected to give a rat's ass about Abramoffukkah on a day where Washington's version of Jesus Christ, Joe Gibbs, has found his way back to the NFL playoffs. AT the very least, we get another one of Clinton Portis' awesomely cool press conferences. Though we must correct our brother Deadspin: it's "Pretty Teef." [Deadspin]

Matthew Yglesias sits down for the DCist interview, but Matty, no cheesecake photos? Missed opportunity, brother. [DCist]

Do hate Washington, DC as much as you do establishing your own brand identity? [Why I Hate DC]— DCEIVER

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Metro Section: Awash in Tackiness Edition

• Rumor has it: Blogger of Why.I.Hate.DC fame has had his Christmas wishes answered! Congratulations, dude. Oh, Seattle, we are so very, very sorry.

• Falls Church resident reimagines Christmas as post-Apocalyptic vomit launch: "It's not hard to create an ugly display. All you have to do is get carried away. I look like Christmas regurgitated all over my balcony!" [Washington Post]

• Jeremy taught in class today. [WTOP]

• Garrett Graff takes out the trash today with a thinly-veiled complaint about the way Washingtonian's Super Bestest With The Mostest Ever Journalist's list has been received. Dude, I'm not saying that the list was safe, but kids who are learning to swim will be using it for waterwings. [FishbowlDC]— DCEIVER

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Metro Section: Still Posting Under Protest

• The D.C. bat-belt. [Unrequited Narcissism]

• The ban on public urination: What would Hitchens do? [DCeiver]

• The true D.C. man is both never taken and never single: "My FWB is something of a relationship placeholder until I meet someone with a slightly better mix of sex appeal and conversation skills (and who likes to play cards)." The D.C. woman, on the other hand, "has now been taught that settling is for Midwestern girls." [chris abraham]

• "Oh, hey! Didn't see you there. How ya doin'? I'm good, just... just, uh, hanging out, by this... uh... pillar here. Yup. We sure have some great examples of Greek, and/or Roman, architecture, here at the Capitol. Where I work." [WIHDC]

• Would rather be making these. [DCist]

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