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Very easy to call, on your sext-fone, ask for your Congressional Representative, and quickly/politely say “Pass the Health Care, sincerely, a Concerned American,” and then you can go back to World of Warcraft/cleaning the garage. (Your editor is cleaning the garage. Happy Spring Fuckin’ Equinox!) ((Which was yesterday.)) If you do not know the name […]

The ’00s have been an absolute disaster, a foul decade that started with George W. Bush running for president, was defined by his administration’s moral/financial bankrupting of America in the name of 9/11, and ended with the last of his idiot constituency wearing olde-colonial pirate hats while making YouTube rants about the new president being […]

Gather ye rosebuds, everyone, it is time to play a game! It is the popular children’s schoolyard game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill.” Oh yes. We’ll be considering three different zeitgeist-y people each week and dissecting their merits by applying to their persons one of the given Verbs. Those are, just to re-cap, Fuck, Marry and […]

Offered without comment: “What’s even more creepy is that the other person in the picture is his sister. And, as if lifted from the pages of Deliverance, she has his name tattooed on her back. Think about that one for a minute …. Soon Levi will sell his tell all book, delightfully ignoring awkward questions […]

JOHN KERRY  9:25 am December 26, 2007

You Can’t Fucking Go Home

by Greg Wasserstorm

AL GORE  6:20 pm December 7, 2007

China to U.S.: Fuck Al Gore

by Megan Carpentier