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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
Your one-stop shop for Alabama election results! (OR IS IT?)
You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
Don't you want to vote for Roy Moore now?
TO SAY THE LEAST.
Science proves Wonkette is actually more valuable to the polity than the Paper of Record. You're shocked, we're sure!
Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?
There's a reason Charlie Pierce calls Ryan the Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver.
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
It's funny because they actually believe that they can solve this with their BIG BRAINS.
The GOP passed an unreadable bill overnight that will screw over pretty much the entire country! Enjoy!
Flynn's going to sing like a bird. A lying, criminal, treasonous, Russia-loving, prostitute bird.
Have we mentioned that Donald Trump is an ignoramus? Like, in the last ten minutes?