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In the aftermath of the biggest political scandal in World History — somebody named “Laura” posting something on Wonkette’s Facebook page wondering if Sarah Palin got a boob job, which nearly ended Palin’s pretend presidency — we thought it might be good to have another post with the words “Sarah Palin” and “boob job,” because [...]
Florida Republicans are always good for a laugh (Katherine Harris, etc.) or terrible scandal that destroys the national GOP during an election year (Mark Foley, etc.), so let’s see what’s going down in the “Alligator State” right now! Oh, look, jeez, the former Republican chair Jim Greer is being investigated for assigning his own company [...]
Oh look what your editor stumbled upon, yesterday, while researching the George W. Bush Jr. Xmas Gift Guide: It’s Florida Erection, the cult-classic homosexual pornography telling of the 2000 recount in Florida! Here, from the cover copy: “Hundreds of cum-drenched ballots are ignored by Florida Secretary of State Harris (Lana Luster) when she declares George [...]
PSYCHO GAL GOES PSYCHO BECAUSE OF OBAMA: A nutjob restaurant owner in Florida went around writing “KKK” on various kitchen walls and employee time sheets on Election Night because what the hell? Apparently her co-owner is black and she was trying to “tease” him or her. Ha ha ha!…?? Another excuse she offered was that [...]
Oh, America, what will we do without our Long National Election Nightmare? We’ll do what we always do: Gossip, “scoops,” Joe Biden gaffes, etc. Joe Lieberman! That will be funny, whatever happens to old anus-face. And we’ve already lost so many seemingly irreplaceable human jokes, and it turned out that they were all immediately forgettable, [...]
For those of you who are rich and elitist and can afford HBO, you may have seen the much-hyped film Recount over Memorial Day weekend, which chronicled Al Gore’s efforts to hijack the country during the 2000 election in disenfranchised Florida. The movie was terrible and hilarious, although Laura Dern’s portrayal of then-Florida Secretary of [...]
You know what was “great” about the wingnuts freaking out about the Dunkin’ Donuts ad freakout? Dunkin’ Donuts is actually a product these people use, daily, by eating bags of donuts. And then they start calling the AM talk radio shows, and next thing you know the angry white appliance repairman is wondering if he [...]
