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Gloria Allred, one of those high-profile controversial lawyer people, shoved Meg Whitman’s former illegal immigrant housekeeper into the limelight today, because now is a pretty good time to do that. Nicky Diaz–Santillan worked for Whitman for nine illegal years, but was apparently fired when Whitman was preparing to run for governor because she was illegal. [...]
Michelle Malkin has taken it upon herself to inform the world that illegal immigration is NOT A JOKE, YOU GUYS, even though Stephen Colbert testified to Congress for five minutes back on Friday. Illegal immigrants are raping and murdering every single one of our children, at this very moment, because they are illegal immigrants, which [...]
After snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin’s lame performance at the “Value Voters” pretend straw poll in Iowa, America’s Christian Moral Majority began washing their hands of the Wasilla scam artist. The actual leader of the Family Research Council went so far as to say Palin “maybe” isn’t a viable candidate for anything. But she could function [...]
Have you registered for classes yet at the Carson-Gore Academy of Environmental Sciences, the brand new Los Angeles school named in honor of Al Gore’s pet polar bear, Carson? Well if you haven’t, DON’T! Turns out Al Gore’s Internet college was constructed atop a giant mound of toxic soil. This is funny to wingnut bloggers [...]
Tom Tancredo is engaged in a noble quest to keep the Colorado governor’s race as hilarious as possible, and he is not disappointing! We all know Tom’s big thing is immigration, but how can you work that into your quixotic third-party run for the governorship of a state that doesn’t even border Mexico? We’ll probably [...]
Professional baby-maker and virile tabloid hottie Levi Johnston plans to run for mayor of his meth-addled hometown, bravely standing up against the old-guard fat cats that populate Wasilla’s city hall/methadone clinics. Judge Vaughn Walker personally lubed up the slippery slope in California, mandating gay marriages for everyone. Michelle Malkin’s testicles got tied up in a [...]
Remember Michelle Malkin? Apparently Aisha Tyler does, because she mentioned on a radio show that she would like to kick Malkin “right in the nuts if I met her.” Michelle Malkin has seen this, has gasped and hyperventilated in horror, and does not like these funny librul ladies mocking her “sexuality,” which is apparently what [...]
Were you aware that Rep. Michele Bachmann won her little primary in Minnesota last night? In celebration, she has made one of her many vlogs for the Wonkette, which she believes is a LiveJournal written by Michelle Malkin. In it, she describes the secret to her continual electoral success. Enjoy her special form of genius-osity!
KEEP TALKING, ASSHOLES: “WASHINGTON — Conservative talk show hosts and columnists have ridiculed an 11-year-old Washington state boy’s account of his mother’s death as a ‘sob story’ exploited by the White House and congressional Democrats like a ‘kiddie shield’ to defend their health care legislation.” Well, they’re pretty much right. It was the manipulative Democrats [...]
Everyone remembers exactly where they were, what they were doing and which socks they were wearing (on their hands) when Michelle Malkin sold her blog “Hot Air” to some other person or group, a while ago. But now the Hot Air blog is suddenly in love with homosexuals, and wingnuts are furious!
