• February 13, 2012

18th century

PIRATOFASCISM

Terrorist Ship That Was Rammed Into Ye Olde Worlde Trade Centre Discovered

by Jack Stuef

12:21 pm July 15, 2010

Workers are excavating the World Trade Center site (Not done yet? What is this, union labor?), and on Tuesday, they found a giant 18th-century ship stuck in there. How? Well, back then terrorists were called “pirates.” (Evil liberal Hollywood has made empathize with pirates, but they were TERRORISTS OF THE SEAS.) And these pirates hated [...]

HAIR HATS

Ancient Irish Relative Of Obama’s Made Wigs

by Sara K. Smith

5:19 pm August 8, 2008

Researchers have discovered that Barack Obama has some Irish ancestors, and one of them was a wig-maker. This gentleman caroused with all the classiest people available in Dublin in the 1700s, which is probably not saying much. [Independent]