• February 13, 2012

1990s

Famous Bill Clinton centrism manufacturer the Democratic Leadership Council is said to be “out of money” and will soon close, likely yet another victim of Chinese labor that can sell out core values of the party quicker and cheaper. (They should have never supported that free trade stuff.) Since its president, Bruce Reed, left to [...]

What I discovered: Clinton found out about the Gingrich affair and called Newt over to the White House for a private meeting between the two of them. Clinton said, “You and I are alike.” Which meant, shut up about Monica or I’ll start telling your story. Olasky: Was it blackmail or bonding? Armey: Newt and [...]

Oh, fiddlesticks, what have the Democrats gotten themselves into this time? That’s okay, Bill Clinton will squiggle out of the seaweed cocoon he keeps himself in and come to save them. Did anyone ask him to do this? Well, no, apparently Bill Clinton will just call you up and let you know he is here [...]

Not all of Meg Whitman’s ads are about how much she loves Mexicans. Some of them are about how Bill Clinton hates Jerry Brown and thinks Gloria Estefan is a goddess of the stage. Elect Meg Whitman, California, and you will have four more years of Zubaz. [Weigel]

What’s it like being hateful and desperately doing anything to give yourself enough support for a presidential run? “I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s a cookie. I don’t know where it is but I know it’s mine and I have to go find it. That’s how I live my [...]