• February 15, 2012

2000s

Never again will one simple man do so very much to the world. George W. Bush (and Dick Cheney), 2001-2009. [YouTube]

Everybody will always remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when CNN put a Star Wars hologram on the teevee.

#100: Craig Kilborn wasn’t the host of The Daily Show during this decade. #99: Fred Thompson‘s presidential campaign. Ha ha, the “New Reagan.” #98: Joe Lieberman never got to be Vice President. #97: You know what didn’t even exist in any form before this decade? The iPod musical thing! It is nice to have such [...]

We’ve got so many retrospectives, year-enders, decade-enders, thumbsuckers, years in review and other such journamalism prepared for your End-of-Days Holiday Fuckoff Time, it’s crazy! But we don’t want you to forget our first round of delightful remembrances of America’s lamest decade. Read these, while we get some more ready to post!

Ken Layne: Hello former colleague, may I briefly interview you in Real Time about the most significant political development of the decade, the Blingee? Alex Pareene: YES of course. KL: Hooray! Okay now I will make up these questions. Umm … let’s see, you first discovered the Blingee, is that right?

Want to jump out the (first floor) window all over again? Because we’re on a strict One Video Per Year regimen, let’s just skip right past Y2K and the whole dismal Summer 2000 presidential campaign and the USS Cole bombing and the Concorde crash outside of Paris and, uhm, Elian Gonzales, because we must Economize, [...]

Whoa hey is it almost the 2010s? And here I am still writing “Fuck the Pope” on my checks. Well, let’s start the first of a Very Long Series of special “year ender” journamalism features of the kind you could once find in your “local newspaper” this time of year, back when there were newspapers.