• February 13, 2012

2016 olympics

Everyone in Rio very kindly say “Olá” to Rudy Giuliani, who is now working for sports as the 2016 Olympics’ “security consultant.” This is like winning a gold medal in synchronized 9/11. The governor of Rio is so stoked on Giuliani for some reason, and Giuliani is very excited to be America’s South American mayor. [...]

CHICAGO HAS LOST DANCING WITH THE STARS AND THEREFORE ITS CHANCE AT HOSTING THE 2016 OLYMPICS. Gold, silver, and bronze Drudge Sirens!!: The important International Olympic Committee cold eliminated Chicago in the first round of city choosing this morning. In case you’re still invested in this thing, for whatever reason, it’s down to Madrid and [...]