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Mark Oxner, a Republican running for Congress in Florida’s brand new 27th district, which will include parts of Orlando, just released this ad, which he promises to be the first of many. It depicts President Obama as a pirate who enslaves children to row his ship to its demise over a waterfall. Former Florida Representative [...]
Newt Gingrich’s latest campaign ad is the shoestringiest thing you could possibly make if you wanted to simply remind people that you speak loudly and forcefully in debates, insult your competitors whilst sounding like a hormonally-charged high school debate team member, and categorically cannot stand the President. The ad consists of Star Wars-like music combined [...]
Stephen Colbert’s super PAC released an attack ad in South Carolina this weekend that makes the brilliant connection between Romney’s “corporations are people” comment and the number of jobs he killed while working at Bain Capital. Duh, that would make him A SERIAL KILLER by his own admission, if he ever admitted to anything. The [...]
Faced with attacks from the left, right, leftish, righter and center forward, Mitt Romney has spent his days in South Carolina focusing on trying to make people forget about Bain by talking about it constantly. After Sarah Palin and the rest of the world called out Romney, or at least called on him to get [...]
Mitt Romney released a Spanish-language ad in Florida Wednesday in an attempt to put a swift end to the other presidential hobbyists’ efforts to prevent him from having to concede to President Obama in November. ODDLY, Romney’s ad comes just as he’s earned the endorsement (and endorsed the endorsement, obviously, because he has no friends) [...]
For some reason, the Internet hasn’t noticed noticed that dentist who bought that Hillary Clinton for president ad had another one made that’s even better. That’s about to change. Obama and Biden have announced their bid. It’s time for a pair of challengers: Hillary Clinton and her constitutionally-unable-to-run-for-vice-president husband. Let’s make this happen! This is [...]
So, about that 24-minute ad? “1 minute until the premiere of our 30 minute feature. Tune in to meet all the heart warming people I’ve met on the campaign trail. Ch. 28,” O’Donnell tweeted Sunday night. But the ad never aired. A few minutes later, O’Donnell tweeted: “Okay… this is NOT our show! Must be [...]
The basic anatomy of a Ben Quayle ad is as follows: 1) It’s filmed in his dad’s study, and 2) Ben Quayle talks to us while he stalks around the study, acting creepily. But it’s only now that we’ve slowed down the video frame by frame that we realize why Ben Quayle is so creepy: [...]
This video was e-mailed to us by a frightened child calling herself “Halina Bennet.” She told us she and her siblings put this video together exposing the cruel child-labor practices Sen. Michael Bennet has forced upon them in his campaign. Shameful.
Sharron Angle’s not the only one who looks Asian. According to the DSCC, Pennsylvania Sleestak character’s opponent Pat Toomey is a no-good red Chinaman because he supports free trade practices. Was a country of 1.3 billion people just reduced to a gong sound effect, the color red, and a picture of a fortune cookie? Yes, [...]
A Hispanic Republican group made an ad telling Nevada Spanish-speakers not to vote this year because the Democrats in Congress haven’t made good on their promises to do stuff. You know, that’s a pretty valid sentiment! But of course this came from Republicans, so we all see why they are actually telling the brown people [...]
Walnuts is not going to lose his re-election campaign to the token Democrat running against him, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t very jealous of his “trained countertenor” opponent’s singing ability for some reason. So his people put out this video: But the McCain campaign does not appear impressed. “It’s a good thing for Rodney [...]
The NRSC has been forced to pull an ad from the airwaves and Internets featuring a few hicks at a local diner talking about the Senate race in West Virginia. Normally nobody in Washington or West Virginia would think twice about this, because West Virginia is full of hicks, and everyone knows that. But Democrats [...]
Jesus, why does Ben Quayle have to be so creepy in every ad he makes? What is even going on here? Oh, we see, he’s stuck a gun into this woman’s back and told her to read the cue card. That’s why her face organs are projecting pure, doe-eyed fear at the voters of Arizona. [...]
