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Evan Bayh wants everyone to know that Democrats are going to lose a lot of seats in the midterms this year. “I think it’s of comparable magnitude,” he said, referring to party losses in 1980 and 1994. One of those seats the Democrats will lose is Bayh’s, because he likes to drop out of elections [...]
SO YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER? It’s the new advice column from your editor, with important information regarding the Career of Writing, as requested by a paralegal in DC. [True/Slant]
FRIDAY IS ADVICE DAY! So go see what dubious answers your editor makes up for today’s Daunting Questions about Eternal Sadness and Wrecked Little Lives. Oh and if you want to leave comments over there, you can sign in with your Twitter or something. [True/Slant]
TODAY’S QUESTION FROM HEATHER HAVRILESKY! Your editor’s travesty of an Advice Column continues today with Important Questions such as “Should I burn up my children in a fire?” [True/Slant]
Everybody thought Eliot Spitzer triumphed over Scandal when he quit the New York governorship to write an occasional column for Slate, but his victory was nothing compared to that of his onetime paramour, “Kristen” Ashley Dupre. The former New Jersey hooker and MySpace songstress now writes an advice column for the New York Post, which [...]
Staunch conservative baby harvester Rep. Michele Bachmann sez: “First we were told that Bear Stearns was too big to fail, then we were told that Freddie/Fannie were too big to fail, then we were told that AIG was too big to fail. What’s next, Starbucks too big to fail?” Ha ha ha, oh heavens, we [...]
Oh this is rich. You may remember when Hillary said in her speech tonight that she cannot make a Decision about the future, and that you should go to her website — www.HillaryClinton.com — to share your thoughts (and money). Sure enough, there’s a form! And how nice of Hillary to create this push poll [...]
