• February 14, 2012

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First Gitmo Detainee Tried In Real Court Not Guilty On 284 of 285 Counts

by Jack Stuef

12:35 pm November 18, 2010

Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, the first Guantanamo Bay prisoner to be tried in a civil court, was acquitted yesterday on all but one of the 285 charges against him, so this nation was that close to having a freed terrorist walking through our culs-de-sac, stealing our children’s bikes out of front yards and strapping bombs to [...]

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Obama Loves Fancy Imports, Such As Dijon Mustard And Terrorists

by Sara K. Smith

11:53 am June 9, 2009

President Obama, in addition to his many duties as Illegitimate Muslin Overlord of the United States, runs a secret and lucrative sideline business importing the international meat delicacy known as “Guantanamo Bay manflesh.” His first import arrived in New York this week, and John Boehner does not like this one bit.