• February 13, 2012

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FLOTUS FILES

FLOTUS Tells Archbishop Desmond Tutu To Drop and Give Her Twenty

by Blair Burke

12:15 pm June 27, 2011

America must once again put down the Hostess snacks, because our FLOTUS has returned from her trip to Africa. This adventure went much better than last year’s Spain fiasco, maybe because there are fewer secret Muslims in South Africa? No one knows! Of course, it wouldn’t be a real FLOTUS vacation without some dumb non-controversy [...]

TYPICAL

Barack Obama Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom To Bunch of Homosexuals, Blacks, Women & Muslims

by Ken Layne

1:59 pm July 30, 2009

Today, the LG-BLT crowd is finally happy with the breeder Barack Obama, because he has awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an alive lesbian (Billie Jean King) and a dead gay man (Harvey Milk) along with many sundry black people from both Africa and (maybe?) the United States. Also: Stephen Hawking, a known scientist/god-hater [...]

HILLARY CLINTON

McCain Stand-in At Convention Says Interesting Things About Luo Tribesman Obama

by Jim Newell

2:45 pm March 12, 2008