• February 15, 2012

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Tonight, July 7: What should you do tonight? Should you be a Wonkette reader who actually lives in DC, you should come to our Weeping Eagle Awards, of course. The ceremony/happy hour/comedic political hour is tonight at Solly’s and it includes free southern treats and whoopie pies, drink specials and actual physical weeping eagles awards. [...]

Jesus: he came, he saw, he came back, he hid some eggs, he befriended a bunny, let’s eat. Right? After the jump, where to dine to celebrate Jesus, spring, fertility, and horny rabbits. 

America’s celebration of the Irish traditions of wearing green and pinching and binge drinking and lots of green vomit is almost here! Hooray! St. Patrick was a man who wanted everyone to become Christian (no, he was not the patron saint of kegs and eggs), and you can honor his successful proselyting efforts on this [...]