aging

2:26 pm April 28, 2011

George W. Bush’s father: I have a form of Parkinson’s disease, which I don’t like. My legs don’t move when my brain tells them to. It’s very frustrating. But I am in no pain, and I have discovered the amazing scooters, which Barbara accuses me of driving like I drive my boat. But they help [...]

NO WONDER CHRIS MATTHEWS LIKE HIM

Will Obama’s Hair Please Just Go Gray So the Media Can Shut Up About It?

by Jack Stuef

3:26 pm January 21, 2011

152 comments 5665 Views

For years now, the media has waited with bated breath for Barack Obama’s hair to turn totally gray. The stresses of the job are supposed to do this to a president, we’ve been told. But why is it taking so long? The media is always right about such important matters. The only answer: conspiracy. The [...]

BUT HE IS SUCH A NICE MAN

Gaffey Joe For Prez In 2016?

by Sara K. Smith

12:16 pm August 19, 2009

43 comments 978 Views

Here we have a pretty normal news analysis of Joe Biden: he’s described as frank but endearing, a clown but a statesman, maybe less visible than other Obama staffers but nonetheless a valued member of the team, etc etc… SNOOZE. But! “Aides said he might go for the Democratic presidential nomination in 2016. He would [...]

HAIR STORY

Gray-Haired Barack Obama Commences Human Process Of ‘Oldening’

by Sara K. Smith

1:57 pm July 8, 2008

39 comments 2090 Views

Have you noticed that Barack Obama’s hair is getting grayer? Because boy howdy these days he looks like the love child of Anderson Cooper and Donna Brazile. He is aging so rapidly that soon he will be older than John McCain. [TMZ, Politico]

JOHN MCCAIN