• February 13, 2012

air force

After three straight days of debate, the Republican-controlled Wisconsin Assembly passed Scott Walker’s erotic union-busting fantasy earlier this morning, “before sleep-deprived Democrats realized what was happening.” The bill now heads to the Senate, where it will probably stay for quite some time, since Senate Democrats are still eloping in Illinois. Anyway, here is what happened, [...]

The branch of the U.S. military responsible for flying some (but certainly not all!) planes has come up with the greatest idea ever to stop Wikileaks and the 10 billion news websites that have posted stuff from the Wikileaks: Just ban all those websites! This is a one-billion-percent foolproof plan, and now any Air Force [...]

Officers at F.E. Warren Air Force Base in Wyoming could not communicate with or monitor the status of 50 Minuteman III nuclear missiles for a while on Saturday. That’s a comforting thing to know, right? Look: sometimes our nukes, like rebellious teenagers, get angry at their military officers and won’t talk to them or tell [...]

A robotic space plane launched from Cape Canaveral at 7:52 p.m. tonight, and god knows what that even means. The X-37b is a small unmanned orbiter that can stay in space for up nine months at a time and glides down to a runway landing like some eerie 2010 version of, say, a 1970s space [...]

So what did you do last weekend? Barack Obama went to Afghanistan on Jack Ryan’s famous Air Force One jet-plane, and then ate bad food with these Air Force ladies. Ha ha, does Pete Souza ever tire of photographing the president doing the Terrorism Fisticuffs Jab with some kind of American Patriot? [White House Flickr]

Today’s “U.S. military guy attacks U.S. military base in U.S.A.” story comes from Texas, as usual. Some airman was apprehended just before he shot up a residence building at Sheppard Air Force Base just outside of Wichita Falls. Nothing noteworthy about that, but today’s chapter of Enlisted Men Vs. America features the comical dueling news [...]

Bob Barr, the former Libertarian presidential candidate and evil twin of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, wrote a very interesting thing today about how the military is infested with witches and warlocks! Did you know this? Did you know that they are cold dancin’ around bubbling cauldrons on Fort Hood and holding sexy outdoor rituals at the [...]

One of Washington’s most transparently evil liars, Michael Goldfarb of the Weekly Standard, recently wrote that — according to a single anonymous “Senate aide” — Barack Obama and that DAMN RAHM have threatened to shut down Offutt Air Force Base in Nebraska, headquarters of the U.S. Strategic Command and one of the most important military [...]

This is a few months old, but we just saw it for the first time, so huzzah: the Air Force wants you to join its Star Fleet to fight the blue Ewoks from Avatar, in Afghanistan “Space Version.” [io9]

Yesterday while the rest of you were out shopping for booze or maybe just emptying out the still in anticipation of today’s 12th annual National Unemployment Day, President Obama was hard at work hanging out with a bunch of pilots — some pretty awesome lady pilots from World War II, and also the first female [...]

The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado’s Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning “chest-bumping” a graduate, who has probably already died in Iraq. [AP Photo]