airport security
Millions of Americans went to airports last week for Thanksgiving travel and to stare down the gossipy new machines that show people pictures of travelers’ naked bodies. This was supposed to be an ACTUAL reenactment of the Boston Tea Party, as hurried Thanksgiving airport visitors were supposed to take these scanners and throw them into [...]
But now you insist on a full-body scan, a fairly accurate representation of my naked image to be viewed by a total stranger? But how exactly would they get him… Oh, never mind. Don’t touch my junk is the anthem of the modern man, the Tea Party patriot, the late-life libertarian, the midterm election voter. [...]
So this fun news photo was being passed around today! It has now been enshrined in Blingee form, thanks to us, and will soon be put into the National Archives. One day we will look back on this Blingee and try to remember what it was like when the federal government wasn’t feeling up our [...]
Hmm, maybe this generally apathetic country will actually rise up against something! They really don’t want other people to see their privates; they just want to see other people’s privates. Anyway, if you do any sort of thing to TSA agents right now, you will be famous! According to police, John A. Christina, 51, admitted [...]
Here is a video of a three-year-old girl being sexually assaulted at the airport. This disturbing grope-a-thon was caught on camera more than a year ago, but it has since resurfaced on the “Internet blogosphere” (ew) because apparently Americans are tired of being sexually humiliated by the brain-dead vulgarians who are supposed to keep us [...]
SOMEONE SAID ‘PENIS’ SO HERE IS A POST ABOUT IT: James Carville is so excited to pass through possible heightened airport security checks: “Let me buy a [security] pass … so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.” Everyone in the TSA [...]
Ha ha, so, funny story: a traveling Marine packed enough ammunition and explosives in his checked luggage to blow up, hmm let’s say a Pliosaur, and nobody really noticed or appeared to care until his luggage was inspected by TSA workers during a layover in Boston.Thus concluded the first incident in recorded history when TSA [...]
