al qaeda

3:29 pm June 5, 2009

Even after all these years, we’re still shocked that a popular television host can be so morally bankrupt as to take this passage from Barack Obama’s speech — “I’m aware that there’s still some who would question or even justify the events of 9/11. But let us be clear: Al Qaeda killed nearly 3,000 people [...]

GREAT MOMENTS IN POLITICO IMAGERY

by Jim Newell

2:13 pm June 5, 2009

37 comments 839 Views

NETFLIX! The Cold War with Politico is over at least for now, because this… this is just beautiful: “Bin Laden’s target was not just American audiences. Throughout the Bush years, Al Qaeda’s leadership served as a sort of Netflix for the Al Jazeera television network, sending in new tapes every few months to keep Islamic [...]

ANNALS OF GOTCHA JOURNALISM

Much Like Republicans, Al Qaeda Whines About Pro-Obama Media Bias

by Jim Newell

4:15 pm November 26, 2008

49 comments 6215 Views

Barack Obama and his team of greasy Chicago “fixers” are up to that same dirty trick they played on poor old Hillary and poor old Walnuts during the 2007-2008 presidential campaign: subtly playing the race card on other people by feeding tips to their liberal goons in the white media, who then tap into their [...]

BRING IT ON LITTLE BITCHES

Al Qaeda Twat Is Also Racist Against Our New Black President

by Ken Layne

1:01 pm November 19, 2008

91 comments 6406 Views

Here we go and elect a half-muslin African Terrorist as president and the goddamned terrorists are complaining? We thought they would greet their New Liberator with sweets and handjobs! But no, Al Qaeda is still a bunch of twats. Listen what the latest YouTube guy of the never-ending supply of “Al-Qaida’s No. 2 Leaders” has [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Sarah Palin: Concerned Linguist

by Juli Weiner

4:22 pm October 22, 2008

26 comments 1014 Views

McCain’s wife-swapping stunt: Will it work? [Princess Sparkle Pony] Add $13 thousand in makeup per month—a sum that could buy several, if not many, lipsticks—to Sarah Palin’s $700 billion fashion bailout. [The Sleuth] White supremacists are getting so bored of all their Nazi regalia, which means the RNC should give them $150k to go to [...]

WARMONGERING NUTS

Palin Makes Iraq-9/11 Link That Even Bush Isn’t Dumb Enough To Make Anymore

by Sara K. Smith

10:49 am September 12, 2008

132 comments 9900 Views

Yes, America, this for sure is the relatable, spunky mom with small-town values who we want to be president after John McCain dies his third week in office: the one who blames the attacks of September 11 on Iraq. This puts her in a very exclusive club of exactly two, the other member being Dick [...]

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