• February 12, 2012

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Web conspiracy theorist Alex Jones should be given Glenn Beck’s time slot: While Beck was prancing around with his drawing of what Osama bin Laden’s face looks like yesterday, Jones’ team was in contact with a “multitude of different inside sources both publicly and privately,” uncovering the STORY OF [...]

HOW DARE HE APPEAR WITH THAT BIEBER HATER? Appearing on the Alex Jones Show today, Texas Rep. Ron Paul said he will make a final decision within a month on whether he will run for president in the 2012 election. Also, Rand Paul thinks his dad will run. Time to stop playing Warcraft and start [...]

Austin loon Alex Jones HAS HAD IT with “Justin Biebler,” who is not at all cool like Tesla and Jefferson and Magellan. Bieber made us “stunted, weak, back-stabbing gibbering demons.” THIS IS PRETTY MUCH TRUE! [Alex Jones]

This is not just a wonderful video about .000005% of America’s Youth — most of them are still sitting in front of the video screen eating Crazy Bread, thank Allah! No, this here is part of an exciting contest! Beloved Austin comedian Alex Jones is making all the Truther/Paultard/Birthers do these embarrassing videos, maybe for [...]

This is a bit old by “news” standards, but famous television celebrities “Heidi and Spencer,” who are probably not even real, just holograms from space, went on the Alex Jones radio show recently to discuss the New World Order. You care about this. We are only two minutes in, but have already heard Heidi say [...]

A Bachmann spokesman says the folk heroine has no plans to appear on Alex Jones’ informative radio show … but maybe that’s exactly what you would tell the corporate media that covered up 9/11. “I can tell you unequivocally that she is not scheduled, nor ever was,” said spokesbot Dave Dziok in an email to [...]

A couple of years ago, Michele Bachmann was the most pro-government pro-president American Patriot in American History, because her beloved George W. Bush was the president, and she loved to stick her tongue right down his throat, and he bombed Arabs like every day, which was awesome.

Doctor President Ron Paul recently went on Alex Jones’ conspiracy theory radio show and said this, about Obama and the G-20 meeting (which caused terrible traffic in certain parts of DC last weekend, and nothing else): “A world central bank, worldwide regulation and world control of the whole system, of all the commodities and all [...]

Look everyone, Wonkette videographer Liz “Polaroid” Glover is here in the Twin Cities doing those interviews that you love so much. Hooray! Yesterday or the day before or something, she caught up with conspiracy theory/New World Order media kingpin Alex Jones to discuss, among other things, his confrontation with cryptofascist blogger Michelle Malkin in Denver [...]