• February 15, 2012

american dream

WONDROUS AMERICAN WATERWAYS

Crying John Boehner Wants You To Stop Saying He Tans

by Jack Stuef

9:50 am December 13, 2010

America’s single greatest achievement, John Boehner, was interviewed on last night’s 60 Minutes, and, thanks to his stage mom standing off camera, yelling at him to cry on cue, he didn’t disappoint. “I’ve never been in a tanning salon in my life, I’ve never used a tanning product in my life,” he said, his tears [...]

ST. PATRICK SENT THE SERPENTS TO K STREET

Are the Irish To Blame For Lobbyists, Too?

by Ken Layne

2:00 pm March 17, 2010

On this day when all Americans have “a case of the Blarney,” it is important to remember that the actual Irish were literally the Mexicans of their day, when they came to America. Why? Nobody remembers now, but apparently the Irish took all the shit jobs the white people didn’t want, and because of this [...]