American Solutions
So you work for some oil-industry shill blog with chocolate-sucking amoral sleazebag has-been Newt Gingrich as the spokesbaby, and the 527′s main program is “Drill Here, Drill Now,” and whoops, a predictable thing happens when you line your nation’s coastline with offshore rigs.
BREAKING: The squid-elephant walrus fetus furry is not (a rather poor!) incarnation of our god, Cthulhu. It is simply the Obama Job Creation Fail Whale just speeeennning time with his friend the friendly AmSol Twitter Eagle. And if (when?) you murder them both and brag about it on the Internet, Newt Gingrich will give you [...]
American Solutions for Winning the Future is one of a handful of weird Newt Gingrich enterprises formulated to help him win back the presidency in 2012, by teaching us all to laugh again. Did you know that the exhumed skeleton of Liz Taylor’s ex-husband still serves proudly in the Senate?
