• February 13, 2012

america’s unemployed

President Barack Obama must be magic or practicing some strange Kenyan voodoo, because there is suddenly a new job opening in Wisconsin, just like that. Of course, you probably do not want to accept work in Wisconsin, because of all the cheese-flavored oppression being served up there on a daily basis. But just the same, [...]

Tina Brown’s Internet Tendency, Cthulhu du Jour, continues to pay Meghan McCain a few dollars to write what is starting to sound like some fading newspaper’s “youth columnist.” It is dismal. And today, it’s just some used-up “Whoa Karl Rove is on Twitter” waste product, which even your Wonkette got tired of back in January, [...]

America’s barely-remembered poor little rich girl got herself a book deal, through her dad’s agent! You can’t call Meghan McCain “chronically unemployed” anymore, or at least not until next year. But what will our nation’s confused, tattooed spinster write about, in her book? We have a few clues.