• February 13, 2012

animals

MONSTERS

Game-Altering Poll: Pet Owners Prefer McCain

by Jim Newell

12:31 pm July 8, 2008

A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a wide margin, while cat owners of course lean towards known homosexual Barack Obama. Obama owns no [...]

BARACK OBAMA

Terrifying Parrot To Be Obama’s Black Vice President

by Jim Newell

12:20 pm May 20, 2008

ANIMALS

by Jim Newell

4:57 pm April 17, 2008

ECONOMY

A Delightful Menagerie Of Economic Chaos

by Josh Fruhlinger

1:50 pm April 11, 2008

PUPPIES

When Animals Attack DC Fundraisers

by Ken Layne

11:07 am January 29, 2008

PETA

Hey, That PETA Gal Is Taking Off Her Underwear

by Ken Layne

3:47 pm January 28, 2008

TOP

Salmon Try to Send Larry Craig Up the River

by Alex Pareene

5:15 pm October 1, 2007

REPUBLICANS

What the Fuck Is Wrong With Rudy Giuliani?

by Ken Layne

6:20 pm August 15, 2007

CATS

by Alex Pareene

5:46 pm July 25, 2007

DRUGS

Fun With Earmarks!

by Alex Pareene

5:40 pm June 22, 2007

FUNNY PICTURES

Senator Speaks on Behalf of Immigration Reform, Dances With Gene Kelly

by Alex Pareene

4:00 pm June 8, 2007

FLAGS

GOP to Push for Anti-Flag-Eating Amendment

by Alex Pareene

2:24 pm June 6, 2007

BILL CLINTON

BILL CLINTON TASERED TO DEATH

by Alex Pareene

3:24 pm May 18, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Newt, Improved

by Alex Pareene

5:29 pm May 14, 2007

FASHION

Wonkette Party Crash: Fashion for Paws

by Alex Pareene

5:41 pm April 17, 2007

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