animated gifs
Thank you, former/future Wonkette morning editor and lifelong Comics Curmudgeon Josh Fruhlinger, for reminding us that we’ve been holding this insane animated gif in the Wonkette Secret Archives, just waiting for the right time to whip it out again, so to speak: UPDATE, BREAKING: This is all Jim Newell’s fault.
Thankfully, Uncle Joe was sitting too far back to grab hold of the microphone and take the opportunity to tell us how beautiful the country looked last night. [thanks to Wonkette operative "Matt N."]
At one point in our nation’s history, popular political action was supposed to mean something. For example, the entire Vietnam War was fought because the Vietcong stole John Kerry’s windsurfing board, and all of America’s youth gathered in the streets to protest this by sticking flowers filled with explosives into the guns of the National [...]
Gather ’round, ducklings, because Uncle Wonkette wants to tell you about a Golden Age on the Internet maybe eight or ten years ago, long before the YouTube basically turned your computer into yet another way to watch teevee all day. Back then, nerds would use these animated-gif programs to assemble a series of still images [...]
Ken Layne: Hello former colleague, may I briefly interview you in Real Time about the most significant political development of the decade, the Blingee? Alex Pareene: YES of course. KL: Hooray! Okay now I will make up these questions. Umm … let’s see, you first discovered the Blingee, is that right?
WHY EVEN WORK TOMORROW? THE NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK ALREADY HAPPENED: Jesus, we were starting to think that we might have to *ask* for someone to make an animated .gif of Rick Perry petting that old man. Fortunately operative “Elliot P.” came through just in time, showing a little goddamn initiative around this place. [...]
OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today’s Wall of Pelosi animated gif seizure triumph, but we could not let this final submission vanish down the Memory Hole of Socialism, so here you go, and good night, and Happy September the Eleventh Eve! Make [...]
Does anyone here know how to use computers? We want to create an animated .gif of Nancy Pelosi’s reaction to shouty Joe Wilson last night, but how the dickens does one do THAT? So if one of you lovely humans would like to help your Wonkette produce a very very important stock photo for years [...]
BLINGEE SUBMISSIONS WINDOW CLOSED: There were zero submissions to our latest Blingee contest for about half an hour, and now there are 100 to 150. GODDAMNIT. This will take a long time to go through, and where the hell is that rascal Intern Juli? So expect the winners post… later. To see who “wins an [...]
