• February 13, 2012

army

INSANE BUT COOL PEOPLE

by Jim Newell

4:22 pm July 7, 2008

JIM WEBB WILL BE VICE PRESIDENT OF NOTHING: Ulster Scot fur-trading frontiersman Sen. Jim Webb has been a frequently mentioned vice presidential possibility for Barack Obama, because he is white and was in the Army for a while. Today, however, he effectively withdrew his name from contention in a statement about how much he luvs [...]

DC

Mysterious Earthquake Fails To Destroy D.C.

by Ken Layne

4:15 pm May 7, 2008

IRAQ

Frightening Mechanized Future World Police Force Already Needs More Cash

by Choire Sicha

1:30 pm April 15, 2008

IRAQ

U.S. Army to Literally Use Ray Guns on Iraq

by Jim Newell

12:20 pm October 26, 2007

IRAQ

U.S. Army Establishes Robot Caliphate

by Jim Newell

3:40 pm October 22, 2007

MILITARY

Give the Surge Time to Work

by Alex Pareene

5:33 pm September 13, 2007

WHITE HOUSE

Who Ordered the Execution of NFL/Army Hero Pat Tillman?

by Ken Layne

3:09 pm July 31, 2007

HOWARD DEAN

Rumors On the Internets: Turn and Face the Strain

by Ken Layne

6:49 pm March 29, 2007

IRAQ

Most of Army Drunk, Fat

by Alex Pareene

10:59 am March 13, 2007

DRUGS

Daily Briefing: Marching Power

by Alex Pareene

9:24 am March 12, 2007

PENTAGON

Secretary of the Army Brought To Justice

by Ken Layne

4:42 pm March 2, 2007

CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Daily Briefing: No Justice, No Peace

by Alex Pareene

8:24 am March 2, 2007

CONDOLEEZZA RICE

Daily Briefing: Veinous Possibilities

by Alex Pareene

8:25 am December 15, 2006

WONKETTE

U.S. Army Hates Wonkette!

by Ken Layne

4:47 pm November 29, 2006

BAD IDEAS

ARMY LAUNCHES PREEMPTIVE ASSAULT AGAINST ARTICLES

by Alex Pareene

4:09 pm October 9, 2006

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