bacon
Friday, October 23 and Saturday, October 24: Italians love food more than everything else — including each other and basic freedoms — which is reason enough check out the National Italian American Foundation Festival and indulge in free samples of Italian wine and chocolate. [Piazza d'Italia]
So it was said, let there be bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. And that if bacon is in all food there will be nothing to worry about because we will all be dead by age 50 anyway. Thus, Founding Farmers was born. Now we can all get fat off free range, organic, hormone-free meats [...]
Intern Jack: How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are both supposed to be organizing paperclips? Intern Algernon: What are American muffins? Do you think they have them in America? Intern Jack: Fuck if I know. [Spotted: DC Summer Interns]
