• February 15, 2012

bald eagles

SHOULD'VE JUST USED ASHCROFT

Ron Paul’s Campaign Logo: Bald Eagle Desperately Trying To Escape Him

by Jack Stuef

6:17 pm April 26, 2011

What the hell? Why is that bald eagle, our national symbol, fleeing Ron Paul on his campaign website’s logo? Is it because Ron Paul wants to take away the federal environmental regulations that protect the eagle from extinction? Or maybe we’re looking at this wrong. Is the bird defecating out this logo as he flies [...]

ALSO KILLED: A PAIR OF TITS

Bald Eagle Dies In Line of Duty Being Perfect Metaphor For Our Awful Country

by Jack Stuef

1:11 pm February 4, 2011

A bald eagle was killed by a train Thursday morning while enjoying breakfast on a stretch of tracks near Abderdeen, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. Craig Koppie, an eagle coordinator with the federal agency, said the rare encounter happened in a flash. The bird was eating a deer carcass about 8:30 a.m. [...]

YOU CAN'T NEVER FORGET HARD ENOUGH

National Zoo Death Panel Murders Brave Bald Eagle

by Jack Stuef

2:36 pm January 4, 2011

HMM, SYMBOLISM: “Sam, an elderly female bald eagle who had lived at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo since 2003, was euthanized by officials on Dec. 31, authorities said.” First the Smithsonian lets ants just walk all over a crucifix like they own it, and then their death panel decides to kill granny bald eagle, America’s greatest [...]

BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama Spreads Propaganda About Self!

by Jim Newell

12:39 pm June 12, 2008

“Mr. Sensitive” over here, Barack Obama, has launched a creepy new website to tackle the various Smears about him that have reached unforeseen levels of ubiquity among AOL e-mail accounts. It features a number of neon blue bald eagles flying around for The Truth. It also calls GOP operative Roger Stone a “sleazemeister,” which is [...]