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Liveblogging Tony Hayward’s Flogging by the House Energy Subcommittee
by Ken Layne
Everything will be different once Henry Waxman and Bart Stupak firmly chide BP CEO Tony Hayward for that terrible mess he made in the Gulf of Mexico. Tony may even get sent to his room for a timeout. And then the oil spill disaster will be over, once the tears dry and forgiveness is given. [...]
Bart Stupak Declines To Participate In Avante-Garde Art Project
Oh, hey, health care reform, remember that? Remember pro-life Democrat Bart Stupak, who only voted for the House version of the bill after he got an amendement added banning federal funding for abortions (which was already banned), and then refused to vote for the final version until the president issued an executive order banning federal [...]
Crazy Dingbats Want Their Own Special Month To Promote ‘Confederacy Awareness’
Bart Stupak voted for mandatory abortions and now he is going to retire, like an enormous yellow belly? Textbook case cut-and-run. [RedState] Holy crap, Andrew Sullivan taught a Roomba how to fold his undergarments! [The Daily Dish] Barack Obama wants NASCAR to convince teenage hicks that texting whilst driving is dangerous and stupid — two [...]
BART ‘BABY KILLER’ STUPAK QUITS: Hooray for lunatics! Congressman Bart Stupak will not seek re-election because somebody yelled “baby killer” at him one time, and the abortion-loving Democrats planned to run a lady against him in the primary, and 250 teabaggers stood around his district eating all the Cheetos, the end. [Wall Street Journal/First Read]
We have a wiener: “Rep. Randy Neugebauer (R-TX) has come forward and admitted that he was the one who yelled ‘baby killer’ during the House debate on the health care bill last night.” This schlub’s district went 72%-27% for McCain in 2008. So according to our Great American System Of Incentivization, this act of embarrassing [...]
Why Can’t Twitter Keep Its Story Straight With Bart Stupak’s Vote?
by Jim Newell
Sadly, the best place to follow last-minute whip count developments is on the Twitter, America’s journalism machine. Everyone’s goin’ nuts and stone cold contradictin’ each other about how the incompetent dragon Bart Stupak will vote. Will it be “yes,” “no,” “up,” or “potato”?
Goodbye ‘Deem And Pass,’ It Was Fun Knowing What You Were For Five Days
by Jim Newell
America is saved from Democrats! The House Rules Committee, after a contentious meeting in its chamber above the River Styx, has consulted with the leadership and will not go ahead with “deem and pass,” or as Peggy Noonan’s nightmares call it, DEMON PASS. Instead the House will “take three votes Sunday: first, on a resolution [...]
Now that all of the Catholic thingies, except the arch-pedophile Catholic Bishops, have endorsed passing the health care bill, mean old Bart Stupak is trying to show that, well, HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT CATHOLICISM THAN THEY DO SO SHUT UP. According to Bart Stupak’s Catholicism, any health care bill that a United States Congress can [...]
Sinister Michigan abortion monster Rep. Bart Stupak has been so mean to nice ladies in the pas few months that he is considering running for the gubernatorial nomination of their party, the Democrats. It makes a lot of sense: when everyone hates the crickety shits out of you, maybe they will… hmm… elect you for [...]
The consensus “Democrat to end all Democrats” du jour, Bart Stupak, hates abortion with the fury of a Pharaoh! And thanks to his precious last-minute amendment, authored by the Catholic Bishops of America — people who still believe that wafers and wine turn into the flesh and blood of Jesus Christ when ingested, even after [...]
