• February 13, 2012

beards

RUMORS ON THE INTERNET

ACORN Will Return With the Aztecs and Mitt Romney In 2012

by Riley Waggaman

12:14 pm April 2, 2010

Oh you thought ACORN went away forever? You are an April Fool because ACORN is just “reinventing” itself and when its good and ready it’ll resurrect and freak everyone out, just as Jesus once did. [RedState] Andrew Sullivan has a new Internet hobby: Looking at pictures of dudes with beards eating cupcakes. [The Daily Dish] [...]

THE SECRETS OF HIS SUCCESS

Bill Richardson’s Tall Tales

by Ken Layne

1:15 pm December 3, 2008

Now that he’s the President of Global Business, Bill Richardson is on the A List! People are interested, maybe, in what he has to say! So it’s a good thing Esquire just posted some random stuff from an interview with the de-bearded New Mexican. He named his horse after some country music jackass! Barack Obama [...]

RACE

Bill Richardson Should Have Grown Dali Mustache Instead

by Sara K. Smith

7:02 pm March 25, 2008

MSNBC

Will Make Political Commentaries For Food

by Sara K. Smith

11:27 pm February 5, 2008

REPUBLICANS

Larry Craig Wants To Share His Super Tuber With You

by Ken Layne

2:06 pm October 5, 2007

PATRIOTISM

How Are You Helping to Find Osama bin Laden?

by Alex Pareene

6:04 pm September 11, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Good-bye To Our ‘Queen of Hearts’ & America’s First Lady, Jane Wyman

by Ken Layne

1:07 pm September 10, 2007

FIDEL CASTRO

CUBA LED BY BEARDLESS MAN, REGIME CRUMBLES

by Alex Pareene

11:07 am August 1, 2006

SCANDAL

If It Makes You Feel Better, Jack, We Think You’re Very Handsome

by Alex Pareene

4:00 pm February 14, 2006

BEARDS

Beards Are For After Losing WH Campaigns, Not When Plotting Them

by epfeiffer

12:08 pm November 9, 2005

HARRIET MIERS

BREAKING: Ben Bernanke Not a Female Texan Lawyer with Penchant for Exclamation Points

by wonkette

3:05 pm October 25, 2005