big government
Ron Paul has unsurprisingly lost another round of that game he keeps on playing, called “Ron Paul vs. The World.” This loss was suffered specifically by a one Colin Wilkinson, a Ron Paul supporter and time travel survivor, who was just “rattling his snare drum” like he did when the British were coming, when the [...]
Robert Gibbs was wearing a purple bracelet during his appearance on Fox News Sunday yesterday. Today he explained why, on Twitter. The ol’ “kid has cancer” bait-and-switch, he goes with. The “Chicago-Style Politics Excuse.” Well, horseshit. Since when do children get cancer? Fortunately there’s another, more conservative explanation of this bracelet’s meaning from Big Government’s [...]
Whoa boy looks like somebody actually did that “Take Your Child To Work Day” thing instead of leaving the children where they belong, eating Domino’s in front of the teevee all day. And now there is going to be HELL TO PAY, fucking people.
The recent exploits of beloved nerdbot Peter Orszag would have one thinking that DC is the place to get laid. If a four-eyed, balding asexual can find incredibly hot women to fuck him all the time, well then …. But because love in the District seems to be confined to rendezvous with prostitutes, small children [...]
Just now your editors were having a little talky about our secret boyfriend, the New York Times’ token cross-dressing felcher Bill Kristol. “His column is boring and moderate this week,” said our Jim Newell. “He probably has some solid shit-eating lines, though.” And WALLAH, just like that, we found a nugget of silliness embedded at [...]
