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It Is Not Too Late To Send This Important 9/11 Blog Poem To Your Loved Ones
by Jim Newell
You know what was posted on Andrew Breitbart’s masterful Big Hollywood blog last Friday? Oh, nothing much, except maybe the best poem since Hamlet and The Wasteland and Jesus combined! It is about 9/11, which was the date last Friday, to be sure.
Will Barack Obama Kill The Children Of ‘Matthew Broderick’s Dance Double’?
by Jim Newell
Hey so what ever happened to that hilarious Big Hollywood thing, about how all the motion pictures these days are gay? Ah, it’s still there and, uh… lookin’ good. “Dear Mr. President, Please Don’t Kill My Kids.” Ha ha, Jesus. “Soon my children will be driving and buying cars of their own. Mr. President, will [...]
A Children’s Treasury Of Outraged Reactions On ‘Big Hollywood’ To Sean Penn’s Gay Acceptance Speech, And More, At The Oscars
by Jim Newell
Last night, Sean Penn won the Best Actor Oscar for his role as Harvey Milk, a dead gay politician, in the film Milk. GOOD FOR HIM. In his acceptance speech, Penn said, “I think it is a good time for those who voted for the ban against gay marriage to sit and reflect, and anticipate [...]
Conservative Website Wants Dumb Actor To Embarrass Bill Kristol
by Ken Layne
Bill Kristol, the tragically dumb wingnut who wouldn’t be published beyond the Free Republic comments section if not for his famous conservative father who could actually write, was publicly fired from the New York Times this morning — ending a yearlong national comedy in which, each Monday, he would offer some banal nonsense that, if [...]
Your Wonkette prides itself on staying current with the latest entrants into the cancerous wasteland of Political Blogging, as it is our duty to inform America about where it should spend its non-Wonkette online time, instead of at the Huffington Post. This week, we have thoroughly studied the new “megablog” from Matt Drudge’s personal slave, [...]
